#ny

As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me. ↗

— Abdul Kalam

#am #anything #child #god #greater

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal. ↗

— Martin Luther King, Jr.

#everything #forget #germany #hitler #legal

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #humor #moon #food

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. ↗

— James Thurber

#else #numbers #safety

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. ↗

— Don Knotts

#idol #jack #jack benny #master #subtlety

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. ↗

— Stacey Jay

#romeo #food

Its Batteries! I just know it! ↗

— Alison

#funny #humor #funny

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. ↗

— Christopher Walken

#anything #i #things #try #worry

This country is just that great that the opportunities are there for a Hispanic president, a black president or any other race for a president, yes. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#black #country #great #hispanic #just