#nuts

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid. ↗

— John Green

#books #donuts #librarians #simile #kids

Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#metaphysical #philosophy #taste #metaphysics

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#bread #chips #crave #i #i love

I try not think," Leo admitted. "It interferes with being nuts. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#leo-i-do-love-you #nuts #unique #weird #you-are-my-hero

I think being a little nuts is helpful. ↗

— Carter Burwell

#helpful #i #i think #little #nuts

And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done. ↗

— Eli Wallach

#deals #done #movie #nuts #subject

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. ↗

— Graham Coxon

#beer #bull #cheese #down #face

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial. ↗

— Larry David

#always #beneficial #find #i #i always

What I absolutely can't do is just sit around, that drives me crazy. I go nuts! I'm far too nervous, too high strung to sit around. It's not my thing; I can't deal with it! ↗

— Jonathan Davis

#around #crazy #deal #drives #far

If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all. ↗

— Jack Dee

#admit #allergic #also #annoy #around