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Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.


Kimberly Novosel


#dating #drink #flirting #love #men-and-women

Once I dated a woman I only liked 43%. So I only listened to 43% of what she said. Only told the truth 43% of the time. And only kissed with 43% of my lips. Some say you can't quantify desire, attaching a number to passion isn't right, that the human heart doesn't work like that. But for me it does-I walk down the street and numbers appear on the foreheads of the people I look at. In bars, it's worse. With each drink, the numbers go up until every woman in the joint has a blurry eighty something above her eyebrows, and the next day I can only remember 17% of what actually happened. That's the problem with booze-it screws with your math.


Jeffrey McDaniel


#the-biology-of-numbers #dating

Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.


Jarod Kintz


#dad #funny #humor #number-one #urinal-cake

I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either.


R.J. Anderson


#numbers #humor

Mathematicians call them twin primes: pairs of prime numbers that are close to each other, almost neighbors, but between them there is always an even number that prevents them from truly touching. Numbers like 11 and 13, like 17 and 19, 41 and 43. If you have the patience to go on counting, you discover that these pairs gradually become rarer. You encounter increasingly isolated primes, lost in that silent, measured space made only of ciphers, and you develop a distressing presentiment that the pairs encountered up until that point were accidental, that solitude is the true destiny. Then, just when you’re about to surrender, when you no longer have the desire to go on counting, you come across another pair of twins, clutching each other tightly. There is a common conviction among mathematicians that however far you go, there will always be another two, even if no one can say where exactly, until they are discovered. Mattia thought that he and Alice were like that, twin primes, alone and lost, close but not close enough to really touch each other. He had never told her that. When he imagined confessing these things to her, the thin layer of sweat on his hands evaporated completely and for a good ten minutes he was no longer capable of touching anything.


Paolo Giordano


#the-solitude-of-prime-numbers #imagination

Let's put it this way, I like number seven.


Michael Schumacher


#i #like #number #put #seven

When an actor asks you to read his script, your heart sinks. The number of scripts I've been given by actors that are so unbelievably terrible!


Richard Grant


#asks #been #given #heart #his

Life is but a fine wine to be sipped and favored.


Pittacus Lore


#i-am-number-four #life #lorien-legacies #power-of-six #wisdom

The number of great museums and nonprofits versus the number of corporate headquarters is incredibly out of whack.


Richard Stengel


#great #headquarters #incredibly #museums #number

What are those people doing?" Jenna whispered to me. "I don't know," I replied through a frozen grin, "but I'm afraid a musical number might be involved.


Rachel Hawkins


#jenna #musical-number #rachel-hawkins #sophie #music






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