#nsa

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You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.


Criss Jami


#cute #difficulties #disobedience #evidence #funny

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity.


Dakota Cassidy


#hearing #humor #insanity #richter-scale #funny

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.


Johnny Carson


#entertainment #funny #hollywood #humor #insanity

My eyes have made a pact with my ears against my vulgar senses: urination is a holiday on the edge of a soothing lemonade waterfall.


Bauvard


#humor #sensation #urination #funny

You can never really escape. It goes with you, wherever you go. Somehow, the prairie dust gets in your blood, and it flows through your veins until it becomes a part of you. The vast stretches of empty fields, the flat horizons of treeless plains. The simplicity of the people—good, earnest people. The way they talk and the way they live. The lack of occurrence, lack of attention, lack of everything. All that—it’s etched into your soul and it colors the way you see everything and it becomes a part of you. Eventually, Ms. Harper, when you leave, everything you experience outside of Kansas will be measured against all you know here. And none of it will make any sense.


P.S. Baber


#kansas #experience

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.


Oscar Levant


#erased #fine #fine line #genius #i

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.


Narcotics Anonymous


#insanity #life #misattributed-albert-einstein #humor

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.


George Carlin


#insanity #lies #lying #self-indulgence #truth

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.


Rita Mae Brown


#insanity #humor

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #insanity #humor