#nor

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#quinn #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #love

Isn't it funny how ignorance is the source of strength of so many? ↗

— Lionel Suggs

#strength #funny

I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window. ↗

— Janette Rallison

#normal #writer #funny

You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #kissing #living-dead-in-dallas #sookie-stackhouse #art

Graves leaned forward, eyeing me. “Hey, Dru. You were French-kissing a winged snake. Creeptastic. ↗

— Lili St. Crow

#paranormal #ya #funny

I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#honor #humor #parade #funny

You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#paranormal-romance #funny

What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-­‐uh, guy. Man. You’re a cute man. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#paranormal-romance #funny

Do I look like I want to be involved in your teen love saga? Ask someone who cares. ↗

— Priya Ardis

#coming-of-age #e-books #ebooks #fairy-tales #merlin

The stag’s enormous head turned slightly—toward the wagon, toward the small window. The Lord of the North. So the people of Terrasen will always know how to find their way home, she’d once told Ansel as they lay under a blanket of stars and traced the constellation of the stag. So they can look up at the sky, no matter where they are, and know Terrasen is forever with them. ↗

— Sarah J. Maas

#lord-of-the-north #terrasen #white-stag #home