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I have a good ear for music, just like Van Gogh had a good ear for art.



Jarod Kintz


#ear #funny #humor #life #music

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.


Earl Wilson


#always #before #everything #fool #lot

This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through the surreal and trying to use thought fragments alone to show a tortured existence. This piece was written after the Dear Natalies and before the Agatha mystery, but it is meant to be read after you’ve already read both. This book is a bridge between two books, which would make it a bridge between two bridges. That’s strange, but I’ve seen stranger. Like the time I woke up in a fish tank, having morphed into a goldfish during my sleep. I still fear the sound of a flushing toilet, and since then I refuse to let myself fall asleep while wearing flippers. This book is 3,088 words of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #biograhy #book-bio #books #bridge

I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say. 



Jarod Kintz


#clone #clothing #commitment #devotion #i-love-jenn

She wore tight corsets to give her a teeny waist - I helped her lace them up - but they had the effect of causing her to faint. Mom called it the vapors and said it was a sign of her high breeding and delicate nature. I thought it was a sign that the corset made it hard to breathe.


Jeannette Walls


#common-sense #fashion #nonsense #victorian-era #nature

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.


Joseph Addison


#capable #music #nonsense #nothing #set

It is, I claim, nonsense to say that it does not matter which individual man acted as the nucleus for the change. It is precisely this that makes history unpredictable into the future.


Gregory Bateson


#change #claim #does #future #history

Buddhas don't practice nonsense.


Bodhidharma


#nonsense #practice

I think we have a fascinating new and quite dominant input into politics - and it wont go away. From time to time, people articulate a view that we should ban opinion polls, but that's nonsense.


Jim Bolger


#away #ban #dominant #fascinating #from time to time

But I've got ideas. I keep my little notebook, I've always got that with me. Hopefully there's more stuff than nonsense in there.


Jarvis Cocker


#got #hopefully #i #ideas #keep






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