#nonsense

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.


Dr. Seuss


#brain #brain cells #cells #enables #end

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#age #cannibal #cannibalism #death #food

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.


Lewis Carroll


#nonsense

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.



Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #choir #kinky #music #musical

The results of decades of neurotransmitter-depletion studies point to one inescapable conclusion: low levels or serotonin, norepinephrine or dopamine do not cause depression. here is how the authors of the most complete meta-analysis of serotonin-depletion studies summarized the data: "Although previously the monoamine systems were considered to be responsible for the development of major depressive disorder (MDD), the available evidence to date does not support a direct causal relationship with MDD. There is no simple direct correlation of serotonin or norepinephrine levels in the brain and mood.' In other words, after a half-century of research, the chemical-imbalance hypothesis as promulgated by the drug companies that manufacture SSRIs and other antidepressants is not only with clear and consistent support, but has been disproved by experimental evidence.


Irving Kirsch


#depression #nonsense #dating

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?


Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.



Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.



Jarod Kintz


#alexander-the-great #bizarre #caesar #conquer #funny

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Pseudonymous Bosch


#funny #humor #nonsense #pseudonymous #the-name-of-this-book-is-secret

Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush. 



Jarod Kintz


#health #healthy #love #nonsense #ride