#ninja

Wikkity, every time you punch a ninja…an angel gets its wings ↗

— Eric Anderson

#humor

What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin's window. "Um, did I just say, 'Ya'?" "You just said 'Ya,'" he confirmed. "If I am not mistaken, it was a battle cry, warning that you were about to attack me. I, uh..." She stopped to laugh. "I wasn't aware until this precise and awkward moment that when startled in a startled in a strange place, my instincts would have me pretend to be a ninja. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#jane #mr-nobley #ninja #humor

I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers." "Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude. ↗

— James Dashner

#epic #humor #ninjas #humor

Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense. ↗

— Courtney Allison Moulton

#inspirational #ninja #funny

Gregori leaned forward. "Can you believe it? We're all a bunch of mutants! Just like the Ninja Turtles." Angus blinked. "We - we're like... turtles?" Gregori burst out lauging. Ian shook his head, grinning. Connor snorted. "Nay. We have vampire DNA. No turtles. ↗

— Kerrelyn Sparks

#connor #gregori #ian #love-at-stake #ninja-turtle

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#funny #katy #ninja #funny

When all else fails, when you hit a brick wall, let the enemy reveal themselves by giving them what they're looking for. ↗

— Jane Prowse

#ninja #inspirational

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. ↗

— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

#forgiveness

True love is limitless, patience and forgiveness are not... ↗

— Jarius Raphel

#quotes-that-make-sense #forgiveness

The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm. ↗

— Splinter TMNT

#ninjas #splinter #tmnt #funny