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Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.


Kelley Armstrong


#simon #the-summoning #humor

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?” “Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?” “You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?” “No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

My life might have been so different, had I not been known as the girl whose grandmother exploded. And had I not been born in Bad Munstereifel. If we had lived in the city -- well, I"m not saying the event would have gone unnoticed, but the fuss would probably only have lasted a week before public interest moved elsewhere. Besides, in a city you are anonymous; the chances of being picked out as Kristel Kolvenbach's granddaughter would be virtually zero. But in a small town -- well, small towns everywhere are rife with gossip, but in Germany they raise it to an art form.


Helen Grant


#opening-lines #small-towns #art

I think this journal will be disadvantageous for me, for I spend my time now like a spider spinning my own entrails.


Mary Boykin Chesnut


#i #i think #journal #like #me

One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.


Bertrand Russell


#imagination

If the bishops had not called vain imaginings religion, philosophers would not regard religion as vain imaginings.


Mirzá Azizu llah-i-Misbáh


#imaginings #philosphers #religion #imagination

Do you imagine that they're going to issue me a citation...what was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrnin #rachel-caine #imagination

While women certainly have made great strides toward pay parity in the past 30 years, there is still a gap in earnings between men and women in equivalent professions.


Ginny B. Waite


#certainly #earnings #equivalent #gap #great

Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?


L.M. Montgomery


#fresh-start #inspirational #mistake #mistakes #new-day






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