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Congress: Bingo with billions.


Red Skelton


#bingo #congress

Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.


Arthur Smith


#bush #corporations #debt #destruction #george

Some of life's greatest wisdom comes from observing the lives of very lost people.


Shannon L. Alder


#lost #ungodly-people #life

Shortly afterwards, it sounded as if the rocket-propelled grenades (RPGs) were landing dangerously close - so close that I immediately dropped to the floor, prompting an unflinching Congolese man in the lobby, who’d obviously endured much worse, to jokingly say, ”I see you do not enjoy the beautiful music we play here in the Congo.” It is still one of the most reassuring things anyone has ever said to me in the midst of a crisis….


Samantha Nutt


#beauty

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.


MCM


#hangover #humor #malediction #humor

I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan... a $9-a-day cow from Japan could very well head a humanitarian NGO in Kenya. Massages are very cheap in Nairobi, so the cow would be comfortable.


Binyavanga Wainaina


#cows #development #irony #kenya #ngo

Cualquier ficción no es más que una realidad en espera de su legítimo dueño.


Héctor Domingo


#ficción #héctor-domingo #spanish #spanish

What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who the hell is Blue Eyes and why is my car spray-painted with the word ‘asshole’?” Spray-paint? Oh dear God, what have I done?


J.C. McClean


#hangover #humour #funny

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #cats #curls #dance #dancing

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.


Seanan McGuire


#funny #humor #tango #toy #funny






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