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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.


Dave Barry


#never #people #religious #religious views #share

Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful word.


Lynda Barry


#cartoonist #finally #heard #i #myself

I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do?


Lynda Barry


#awfulness #bother #gotten #hate #i

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.


Todd Barry


#erase #i #like #need #never

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.


Todd Barry


#comment #error #even #had #i

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.


Todd Barry


#been #had #i #i remember #junkie

My mother and I split ways when I was very young and have never really reconciled.


Drew Barrymore


#mother #never #really #reconciled #split

I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and the audience, and it's very weird, very confusing.


Shania Twain


#best #between #cameras #confusing #i

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.


Mark Twain


#except #exercise #i #never #resting

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.


Mark Twain


#make #never #rule #sleeping #smoke






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