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I wish it were different. I wish that we privileged knowledge in politicians, that the ones who know things didn't have to hide it behind brown pants, and that the know-not-enoughs were laughed all the way to the Maine border on their first New Hampshire meet and greet. I wish that in order to secure his party's nomination, a presidential candidate would be required to point at the sky and name all the stars; have the periodic table of the elements memorized; rattle off the kings and queens of Spain; define the significance of the Gatling gun; joke around in Latin; interpret the symbolism in seventeenth-century Dutch painting; explain photosynthesis to a six-year-old; recite Emily Dickinson; bake a perfect popover; build a shortwave radio out of a coconut; and know all the words to Hoagy Carmichael's "Two Sleepy People," Johnny Cash's "Five Feet High and Rising," and "You Got the Silver" by the Rolling Stones. After all, the United States is the greatest country on earth dealing with the most complicated problems in the history of the world--poverty, pollution, justice, Jerusalem. What we need is a president who is at least twelve kinds of nerd, a nerd messiah to come along every four years, acquire the Secret Service code name Poindexter, install a Revenge of the Nerds screen saver on the Oval Office computer, and one by one decrypt our woes.


Sarah Vowell


#nerd #nerdiness #nerds #opinion #patriotic

I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.


Matt Smith


#doctor-who #geeks #happiness #life #nerds

You love tests?" "Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?


Nora Roberts


#school #tests #love

He wore a tiny turquoise stud earring I always associated with Dungeons and Dragons types. Men who own ferrets and think magic tricks are cool.


Gillian Flynn


#dungeons-and-dragons #ferrets #geeks #nerds #men

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.


Judd Apatow


#eventually #geeks #nerds #their #will

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies.


Aldrich Ames


#agents #become #foreign #guys #intelligence

Why do we capital-N Nerds love Mars so much? Because it's beautiful, it's tough, it's buried in our mythic, childhood memories. It's covered with human triumphs but also with sad stories of failure.


Greg Bear


#beautiful #because #buried #childhood #childhood memories

I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have loved romance.


Mindy Kaling


#grew #i #i always #loved #loves

In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given... but we're cool nerds.


Jonathan Krohn


#cool #given #just #nerds #politics

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.


Al Yankovic


#call #culture #gotten #hip #i






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