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Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.


John Corwin


#nerd #love

Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away from my parents as possible. We’re like potassium and water.” The other kids laughed and I said, “Huh?” “If potassium comes into contact with water, it instantly combusts,” Lily said slowly so if she was talking to a child.


Marta Acosta


#nerd-joke #science #funny

When I first started the show, I was known as the 'cop nerd.' I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day. I'd be at work wearing a fake bulletproof vest with foam in it, then I'd leave and put on a real one to ride around with these guys.


Jason Wiles


#bulletproof #cop #day #east #east village

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.


Stephen Colbert


#dating

His adolescent nerdliness vaporizing any iota of a chance he had for young love. Everybody else going through the terror and joy of their first crushes, their first dates, their first kisses while Oscar sat in the back of the class, beind his DM's screen, and watched his adolescence stream by. Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years.


Junot Díaz


#nerdiness #dating

I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other intelligent...Smart and wise people who score low on IQ tests, or patently intellectually defective ones, like the former U.S. president George W. Bush, who score high on them (130), are testing the test and not the reverse.


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#intelligence #iq #nerd #nerdiness #nerds

Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?” “What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together. “There are two kinds of people in the universe, Molly,” I said. “Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. This is shocking.” She sniffed. “This is the post-nerd-closet world, Harry. It’s okay to like both.” “Blasphemy and lies,” I said.


Jim Butcher


#molly-carpenter #nerds #star-trek #star-wars #ghost

Catfish always drink alcoholic ether if begged, for every catfish enjoys heightened intoxication; gross indulgence can be calamitous, however; duly, garfish babysit for dirty catfish children, helping catfish babies get instructional education just because garfish get delight assisting infants’ growth and famously inspire confidence in immature catfish, giving experience (and joy even); however, blowfish jeer insightful garfish, disparaging inappropriately, doing damage, even insulting benevolent, charming, jovial garfish, hurting and frustrating deeply; joy fades but hurt feelings bring just grief; inevitable irritation hastens feeling blue; however, jovial children declare happiness, blowfishes’ evil causes dejection, blues; accordingly, always glorift jolly, friendly garfish!


John Green


#nerdy #science #education

I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.


Cassandra Clare


#nerd #jace-wayland

I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.


Benjamin Nugent


#geek #humor #nerd #non-fiction #humor






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