#naught

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #naught




If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.


Dorothy Parker


#harvard #humor #innuendo #naughty #yale

She texted me telling me her mom was dying, so I did the right thing and texted her back a picture of my erect penis and said, “Let’s start a new family.”



Jarod Kintz


#dying #family #funny #humor #inappropriate

I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #pants #safe #safety

I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.



Jarod Kintz


#asexual #cardboard-tubes #imagination #love #make-believe

When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)



Jarod Kintz


#food #lust #mail #music #naughty

Elizabeth’s entire body started to tremble as his lips began descending to hers. and she sought to forestall what her heart knew was inevitable by reasoning with him. “A gently bred Englishwoman,” she shakily quoted Lucinda’s lecture. “feels nothing stronger than affection. We do not fall in love.” His warm lips covered hers. “I’m a Scot,” he murmured huskily. “We do.


Judith McNaught


#elizabeth #ian #judith-mcnaught #love

What are you looking at?" Jordan demanded finally, watching her. "A dragon." When he looked bewildered she lifted her arm and pointed to the sky in the southeast. "Right there—that cloud—what do you see when you look at it?" "A fat cloud." Alexandra rolled her eyes at him. "What else do you see?" He was quiet for a moment studying the sky. "Five more fat clouds and three thin ones.


Judith McNaught


#jordan #judith-mcnaught #something-wonderful #dragons

When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.



Jarod Kintz


#clench #hear #hearing #knowledge #listen

The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #funny

Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.



Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #humor #love #naughty