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I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.


Diane Arbus


#always #did #favorite #favorite things #felt

Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.


Flavor Flav


#because #enemy #heavy #help #i

Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples.



Jarod Kintz


#celebrity #fame #funny #humor #letter

Royce understood then why she had come: she had come to finish the task her relatives had begun; to do to him what he had done to her brother. Unmoving, he watched her, noting that tears were pouring down her beautiful face as she slowly bent down. But instead of reaching for his lance or her dagger, she took his hand between both of hers and pressed her lips to it. Through his daze of pain and confusion, Royce finally understood that she was kneeling to him, and a groan tore from his chest: "Darling," he said brokenly, tightening his hand, trying to make her stand, "don't do this…" But his wife wouldn't listen. In front of seven thousand onlookers, Jennifer Merrick Westmoreland, countess of Rockbourn, knelt before her husband in a public act of humble obeisance, her face pressed to his hand, her shoulders wrenched with violent sobs. By the time she finally arose, there could not have been many among the spectators who had not seen what she had done. Standing up, she stepped back, lifted her tear-streaked face to his, and squared her shoulders. Pride exploded in Royce's battered being—because, somehow, she was managing to stand as proudly—as defiantly—as if she had just been knighted by a king.


Judith McNaught


#jenny #judith-mcnaught #roycesweetiepie #beauty

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.


Britney Spears


#cover #i #just #just because #look

My favorite color on canvas is nudity.




Jarod Kintz


#canvas #color #naughty #nude #nudity

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #lazy #naughty #change

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.


Lily Tomlin


#masturbation #men #naughty #sex #men

Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.



Jarod Kintz


#hint #men #naughty #naughty-thoughts #obvious

I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #pants #safe #safety






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