#nap

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you." "Oh my God," I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#god #kidnapped #love #obsession #funny

My character was kidnapped by the Terminator and I was kidnapped by the Terminator production. ↗

— Claire Danes

#i #kidnapped #production #terminator

I can be inappropriate at times. ↗

— Leslie Easterbrook

#i can #inappropriate #times

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#cry #down #face #get #grumpy

Every European goes on the streets and sees medieval churches. Not if you live in Indianapolis. The most exciting letters I received were from people in places like that. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#european #every #exciting #goes #i

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time. ↗

— Martha Stewart

#i think #nap #now #now and then #then

Most political journalists come to Washington because they're snappy writers, big thinkers, or news breakers. Me? My ticket to the big leagues had little to do with talent. It was mostly about the governor I was covering, Bill Clinton. ↗

— Ron Fournier

#because #big #big leagues #bill #bill clinton

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#flyer #frequent #get #i #i think

This kid came up with Napster, and before that, none of us thought of content protection. ↗

— Morgan Freeman

#came #content #kid #napster #none

I couldn't believe verse was supposed to be hard. It was a snap for me. I loved Shakespeare. ↗

— Ted Lange

#hard #i #loved #me #shakespeare