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After all this time?" "Always," said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#lily #love #patronus #romance #snape

She texted me telling me her mom was dying, so I did the right thing and texted her back a picture of my erect penis and said, “Let’s start a new family.”



Jarod Kintz


#dying #family #funny #humor #inappropriate

I’ll let you see the door is open, so you know I’m open to the idea that you can leave anytime you want. So long as you are able to pick the lock on your handcuffs while you are blindfolded.



Jarod Kintz


#captive #choice #decision #door #freedom

If you wanted to kidnap someone, what would you use?" she asked Amit. They were lying in bed, with the lights off. To knock them unconscious. So that you could drag them into the back of your van." Chloroform, I guess." Really?" She brightened. It made her happy that the person she was marrying would commit crimes in the same way as she would.


Sarah Shun-lien Bynum


#love #marriage #love

CRUEL HARVEST by Fran Elizabeth Grubb is a compelling, riveting, unforgetable memoir that will keep you turning the pages. Published by Thomas Nelson and due for release August 2012. Kidnapped from an orphanage Frances is dragged across the country working in the fields. Youtubefrangrubb to see video book trailer.


Fran Elizabeth Grubb


#christian #inspirational #kidnapped #migrants #romance

I'll read, and then I'll take naps. When I feel sleep coming on, I give in and don't fight it.


Jacques Barzun


#feel #fight #give #i #i feel

The candle burns not for us, but for all those whom we failed to rescue from prison, who were shot on the way to prison, who were tortured, who were kidnapped, who "disappeared". That's what the candle is for.


Peter Benenson


#candle #disappeared #failed #kidnapped #prison

In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to reality and I realize, 'Hey, I just ripped that boy's helmet off,' or, 'I'm over here twisting this guy's knee.


Brian Bosworth


#boy #crazy #doing #go #guy

It seemed to be inadmissible to give in on such a fundamental point. This would have meant that any one who would have wanted to be a terrorist could gain eventually their freedom thanks to another kidnapping.


Robert Bourassa


#any #could #eventually #freedom #fundamental

Ever since the destruction of Baghdad by the Mongols in 1258, the Muslim world has been in slow decline relative to the west. With Napoleon's invasion of Egypt and the creeping British annexation of Muslim India, that decline took on a malign aspect.


James Buchan


#baghdad #been #british #creeping #decline






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