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More polar bears live in Canada than in the rest of the world combined, which raises the question, Why the hell did we choose the beaver as our national emblem? We could have had Nanuk of the North, Lord of the Arctic, as our symbol. Instead we got stuck with Squirrelly McTeeth. Sheesh.


Will Ferguson


#humour #beauty

I was not meant to live anywhere except in Paradise. Such, simply, was my genetic inadaptation. Here on earth every prick of a rose-thorn changed into a wound. When the sun hid behind a cloud, I grieved. I pretended to work like others from morning to evening, but I was absent, dedicated to invisible countries.


Czesław Miłosz


#change

...my body has become another country and I feel like an unemployed illegal alien how will I survive where I do not belong I belong with you


Patrick Califia-Rice


#change #longing #poem #change

For [Stephen] Harper, a national daycare plan bordered on being a socialist scheme, a phrase he had once used to describe the Kyoto Protocol on climate change. For [Paul] Martin, whose plan would have transferred to the provinces $5 billion over five years, the national program was what Canadianism was all about. "Think about it this way," [Martin] said. "What if, decades ago, Tommy Douglas and my father and Lester Pearson had considered the idea of medicare and then said, 'Forget it! Let's just give people twenty-five dollars a week.' You want a fundamental difference between Mr. Harper and myself? Well, this is it.


Lawrence Martin


#canadian #canadian-history #canadian-politics #health-care #healthcare

Not that there wasn't still plenty of subduing to do here in North America. "Even within our own limits, the savage still lights his death fires, to appease the wrath of an idol," he points out. What's worse, to the "north, there is an immense region of palpable darkness." (Hi, Canada!)


Sarah Vowell


#death

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom.


Michael Adams


#equality

Canada has great natural resources, and its people have the spirit and ability to develop them.


Charles E. Wilson


#canada #develop #great #natural #natural resources

- I believe in unlimited discovery and achievement. - I believe that dreams can become reality. - I believe in true love. - I believe in kindness and intelligence. - I trust life, regardless.


Elysse Poetis


#crying #danger #divorce #dreams-that-become-reality #humanity

I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind.


John G. Diefenbaker


#free-to-speak #freedom #john-diefenbaker #freedom

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.


Jon Stewart


#always #been #canada #could #country






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