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A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.


Laini Taylor


#mark-twain #mustaches #humor

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple.



Jarod Kintz


#bald #baldness #bond #bonding #eyebrows

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?



Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #mountains #mustache #mustaches

Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.



Jarod Kintz


#eyes #funny #humor #mustache #mustaches






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