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I want to hang from a tree the way Spanish moss hung from my father's face, like the mustache he was so embarrassed he couldn't grow.


Jarod Kintz


#mustache #spanish-moss #funny

The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed it in my trunk, and took it home to wear to work the next day. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#day #life #mustache #nonsense #pavement

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.


Hulk Hogan


#because #behind #blond #blond hair #closed

I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.



Jarod Kintz


#life #mustache #non-sequitur #sports-car #value

I wish there existed philosophical delivery stations, where a person could call up and order an answer to such questions as, “Does life have meaning, and what’s the meaning of meaning?” Then a delivery guy with a thick German mustache would show up at your door within thirty minutes with an answer. And you could order a large two-topping answer for only 9.99, plus tip.


Jarod Kintz


#german #humor #meaning #mustache #philosophy

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?



Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #mountains #mustache #mustaches

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.


Salvador Dalí


#dalí #humor #mustache #humor

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.


Keith Carradine


#every #every day #glue #grown #having

A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return to his hot and squalid room and read a novel - or a poem. Wilson liked poetry, but he absorbed it secretly, like a drug. The Golden Treasury accompanied him wherever he went, but it was taken at night in small doses - a finger of Longfellow, Macaulay, Mangan: 'Go on to tell how, with genius wasted, Betrayed in friendship, befooled in love...' His taste was romantic. For public exhibition he has his Wallace. He wanted passionately to be indistinguishable on the surface from other men: he wore his moustache like a club tie - it was his highest common factor, but his eyes betrayed him - brown dog's eyes, a setter's eyes, pointing mournfully towards Bond Street.


Graham Greene


#mustache #poetry #reading #friendship

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.


Yasmine Bleeth


#best #gave #i #me #milk






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