#murphy

I realized then what had happened. She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds. Wonderful!" Lea said, pirouetting upon one toe, laughing. "Come, children!" And she leapt off into the jungle, nimble and swift as a doe. A bunch of us dogs stood around for a moment, just sort of staring at one another. And Mouse said, in what sounded to me like perfectly understandable English, "That bitch. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #karrin-murphy #leanansidhe #molly-carpenter #mouse

Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened. ↗

— Arthur C. Clarke

#imagination

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#motivation #motivational

It is an honor and a privilege that I am to be the sponsor of the USS Michael Murphy. ↗

— Maureen Murphy

#honor #i #i am #michael #murphy

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #eddie #eddie murphy #goal #host

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #murphy-s-law #funny

I decided I'd never do a series again, but I was offered a pilot for a series through Eddy Murphy Productions, and that was the gig that got me Parker Lewis. ↗

— Corin Nemec

#decided #eddy #gig #got #i

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. ↗

— Hannibal Buress

#chris rock #compare #eddie #eddie murphy #even