#ms

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. ↗

— James M. Barrie

#cannot #into #keep #lives #others

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life. ↗

— James M. Barrie

#did #his #i #know #life

It was hard to make fun of him because he seemed to have so much fun making fun of himself. ↗

— James Barron

#fun #fun making #hard #him #himself

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. ↗

— Dave Barry

#causes #certain #class #force #items

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ↗

— Dave Barry

#circumstances #never #night #pill #same

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. ↗

— Dave Barry

#crew #currently #go #hate #i

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. ↗

— Todd Barry

#dreams #i #particularly #proud #reluctance

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. ↗

— Todd Barry

#more #sake #seems

Many of the criticisms about McDonald's are false. We are keen to provide people with as much nutritional information as possible to help them manage their diets. ↗

— Charlie Bell

#criticisms #diets #false #help #information

I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working, my friends were all adults. I had a tough time going to different schools because people knew me from films and I was the fat child who got beaten up every day. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#because #child #day #different #different schools