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It's 5:22pm you're in the grocery checkout line. Your three-year-old is writhing on the floor, screaming, because you have refused to buy her a Teletubby pinwheel. Your six-year-old is whining, repeatedly, in a voice that could saw through cement, "But mommy, puleeze, puleeze" because you have not bought him the latest "Lunchables," which features, as the four food groups, Cheetos, a Snickers, Cheez Whiz, and Twizzlers. Your teenager, who has not spoken a single word in the past foor days, except, "You've ruined my life," followed by "Everyone else has one," is out in the car, sulking, with the new rap-metal band Piss on the Parentals blasting through the headphones of a Discman. To distract yourself, and to avoid the glares of other shoppers who have already deemed you the worst mother in America, you leaf through People magazine. Inside, Uma thurman gushes "Motherhood is Sexy." Moving on to Good Housekeeping, Vanna White says of her child, "When I hear his cry at six-thirty in the morning, I have a smile on my face, and I'm not an early riser." Another unexpected source of earth-mother wisdom, the newly maternal Pamela Lee, also confides to People, "I just love getting up with him in the middle of the night to feed him or soothe him." Brought back to reality by stereophonic whining, you indeed feel as sexy as Rush Limbaugh in a thong.


Susan Douglas


#motherhood #reality #food

Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character.


Hosea Ballou


#children #commences #education #every #formation

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.


Ben Affleck


#bag #basement #down #gets #hotel

My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a public school. My dad had a more working-class lifestyle. He didn't go to college. He was an auto mechanic and a bartender and a janitor at Harvard.


Ben Affleck


#bartender #college #dad #fifth #go

Aristotle uses a mother's love for her child as the prime example of love or friendship.


Mortimer Adler


#child #example #friendship #her #love

Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess.


Jessica Alba


#big #just #making #me #mess

I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddy having been Secretary of State? Only girls are Secretaries of State.' Most of her lifetime, it's true. But at the time it really was a big deal.


Madeleine Albright


#been #big #big deal #daughter #deal

Where there is a mother in the home, matters go well.


Amos Bronson Alcott


#go #home #matters #mother #well

Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged.


Louisa May Alcott


#happy #his #mother #remains #son

What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?


Louisa May Alcott


#any #haven #help #mothers #their






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