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He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot. "Yeah, well," he said, "the next time you decide to sneak out of our magically warded apartment through a door that shouldn't really exist, leave a note.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood

Mortgages are the best way to get people thinking about the afterlife. Corporate realty is an eternal corporeality.


Bauvard


#heaven #humor #mortgages #real-estate #funny

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

Hotter than me? --Jace


Cassandra Clare


#jace-humor #mortal-instruments #humor

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #fat #humor #jace #mortal-instruments

The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

You look happy," he said to Clary. He swiveled his gaze to Jace. "And a good thing for you that she does." Jace raised an eyebrow. "Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" "No," said Simon, "If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons." Jace looked pleased by the thought.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-and-simon #mortal-instruments #clary-fray

Facilis descensus Averno Noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis Sed revocare gradum superasque evadere ad auras Hoc opus labor est


Cassandra Clare


#jace #latin #mortal-instruments #clary-fray






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