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To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #the-mortal-instruments #love

Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn’t realize that love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign . . . to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever. It is in your very skin. Quirrell, full of hatred, greed, and ambition, sharing his soul with Voldemort, could not touch you for this reason. It was agony to touch a person marked by something so good.


J.K. Rowling


#quirrell #voldemort #love

I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.' 'Simon. My name is Simon.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #magnus-bane #simon-lewis #the-mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol." ... "There was a thing called the soul and a thing called immortality." ... "But they used to take morphia and cocaine." ... "Two thousand pharmacologists and biochemists were subsidized in A.F. 178." ... "Six years later it was being produced commercially. The perfect drug." ... "Euphoric, narcotic, pleasantly hallucinant." ... "All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects." ... "Take a holiday from reality whenever you like, and come back without so much as a headache or a mythology." ... "Stability was practically assured.


Aldous Huxley


#happiness #huxley #society #stability #immortality

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.


Kresley Cole


#immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #funny

I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal!


Jarod Kintz


#humor #immortal #time #youth #funny

Agatha was a woman. All women are mortal. Therefore, Agatha must be dead.” -Orafoura


Jarod Kintz


#mortal #random #syllogism #funny

He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot. "Yeah, well," he said, "the next time you decide to sneak out of our magically warded apartment through a door that shouldn't really exist, leave a note.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood

Mortgages are the best way to get people thinking about the afterlife. Corporate realty is an eternal corporeality.


Bauvard


#heaven #humor #mortgages #real-estate #funny

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay






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