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Had I realized while on Earth," he said, "that Hell was such a delightful place, I should have put more faith in the teachings of religion. As it was, I actually doubted its existence. A foolish error, cherie. I am pleased to say that you have converted me completely." "I, too," observed Mr. Hamilton, helping himself to wine, "was something of an unbeliever in my time, and while never quite an atheist, like my arch-enemy Jefferson, I was still inclined to look upon Satan as merely a myth. Imagine my satisfaction to find him ruling a monarchy! You know I spent the greater part of my earthly existence fighting Mr. Jefferson and his absurd democratic ideas and now look at the damn country! Run by morons!


Frederic Arnold Kummer


#anatole-france #democracy #hell #monarchy #morons

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.


Vivienne Westwood


#created #endless #generation #hooked #just

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?


Al Yankovic


#austin #base #entire #good #had

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.


David Ogilvy


#consumer #moron #she #wife #your

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.


Gail Sheehy


#considered #mentioned #older #older women #oxymoron

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.


Elizabeth Cruickshank


#funny #oxymoron #sick #twisted #vioolence

They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things.


J.D. Salinger


#morons #people #popularity #funny

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.



Jarod Kintz


#moron #politicians #politics #intelligence






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