#moron

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me. ↗

— Patricia Clarkson

#agent #almost #beautiful #great #guided

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons. ↗

— Gene Simmons

#i #known #life #like #makes

We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true. ↗

— John Malkovich

#controlled #doing #everyone #great #great truth

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? ↗

— John McEnroe

#dork #moron #other #problems #than

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. ↗

— Aaron McGruder

#dumb #fact #moron #president #really

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron. ↗

— Joe Pantoliano

#being #i #investigator #ny #oxymoron

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. ↗

— Ted Rall

#first #first step #moron #saying #step

First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you. ↗

— Pat Roberts

#being #chairman #committee #first #i

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#morons #people #sanctimonious #scare #tolerance

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. ↗

— Jasper Carrott

#am #amazed #begin #convinced #dj