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In our home we grew up thinking we were Mormons first and human beings second.


Sonia Johnson


#first #grew #home #human #human beings

My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.


Michelle Shocked


#dance #dancing #fools #grandmother #had

I would vote for a Mormon.


Matt Stone


#mormon #vote #would

Mormonism is the pure doctrine of Jesus Christ; of which I myself am not ashamed.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#ashamed #christ #doctrine #i #jesus

Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels.


George R.R. Martin


#samwell-tarly #weasel #age

The wide world is full of people wanting help, Jon. Would that some could find the courage to help themselves. - Lord Commander Mormont


George R.R. Martin


#george-r-r-martin #jon-snow #lord-commander-mormont #song-of-ice-and-fire #courage

Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.


Theric Jepson


#bravery #byu #courage #humor #lds

The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.


George R.R. Martin


#mormont #love

I'm sorry about these two," Mike told the waitress. "Just so you know, I'll be embarrassed with you." "It's just that we haven't seen each other since summmer camp," Becky said. "And we'd formed such a bond playing wily tricks on our camp counselors," Felix said. "Remember how you replaced Miss Pepper's shampoo with liquid Jell-O and turned her hair green?" "It was sheer genius when you stretched cling film over all the toilet seats." "Oh." The waitress turned to Mike, as if to address the only sane member of the group. "So, are ya'll ready to eat now, or are you waiting for your date to arrive?" Mike played with the menu. "Actually, she's my date." "These are my two husbands," Becky said. "We're from Utah. You know, Mormom.


Shannon Hale


#felix #mormon #dating

In the book of Alma is a story that has fascinated e since I first read it. it is about a very colorful character named Moroni--not to be confused with the last survivor of the Nephites, who was also named Moroni. This man was a brilliant military commander, and he rose to be supreme commander of all the Nephite forces at the age of twenty-five. For the next fourteen years he was off to the wars continuously except for two very short periods of peace during which he worked feverishly at reinforcing the Nephite defenses. When peace finally came, he was thirty-nine years old, and the story goes that at the age of forty-three he died. Sometime before this he had given the chief command of the armies of the Nephites to his son Moronihah. Now, if he had a son, he had a wife. I've often wondered where she was and how she fared during those fourteen years of almost continuous warfare, and how she felt to have him die so soon after coming home. I am sure there are many, many stories of patience and sacrifice that have never been told. We each do our part, and we each have our story.


Marjorie Pay Hinckley


#stories #wives #women #age






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