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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #funny

Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.


Rachel Caine


#funny #language #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.


William H. Macy


#anthony hopkins #cast #favorite #freeman #gene

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt…. Free. “If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we’re … together,” he said. “I think I’d fall for you no matter what, Claire. You’re kind of awesome.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael was nowhere to be seen. Her first thought was, Oh my God, am I drooling? Her second was that she hadn’t realized she was so close to him, snuggled in. Her third was that although Michael’s part of the couch was empty, Shane hadn’t moved away. And he was watching her with warm, friendly eyes. Oh. Oh, wow, that was nice.


Rachel Caine


#sweet #sweet

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #fool

Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #michael-glass #morganville-vampires #devil

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #punishment

Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.


Rachel Caine


#myrnin #vampire






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