#monster

Monsters have the worst taste in women. ↗

— Tera Lynn Childs

#monsters #funny

*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about. I've killed every kind of vile, black-souled, dead-eyed nightmare that ever made you piss your pjs and cry for mommy in the middle of the night. I kill monsters and, if I wanted, I could say a word and burn you to powder from the inside out. I can tear any human you ever met to rages with my bare hands. Give me one good reason why I could possibly need you? *She looks straight at me, not blinking. No fear in her eyes. *Because you might be the Tasmanian Devil and the Angel of Death all rolled into one, but you don't even know how to get a phone. *I hate to admit it, but she has a point. ↗

— Richard Kadrey

#monsters #phones #death

Don't ask me who my favourite monster was because I'm sick of saying Tom Baker. ↗

— Lalla Ward

#baker #because #favourite #i #me

I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters. ↗

— Gerard Way

#i #monsters #vampire #want

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc. sequel. ↗

— John Goodman

#far #guys #i #inc #know

Most of the monsters... are based on some sort of mythology. Every culture and even some geographical areas have monsters and mythology that is their own. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#based #culture #even #every #geographical

But what if the monsters come?" "Fancy." Kit looked away from the drama to stare at her sister, surprised. "We are the monsters. ↗

— Dia Reeves

#murder #sisters #drama

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. ↗

— Victor Hugo

#makes #men #monsters #prosperity

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#godzilla #monster #out #working

Childhood is this time of magic and monsters; hoping for one and fearing the other... The worst part of being a kid is discovering which one exists... So, I chose to believe in magic. ↗

— Thomm Quackenbush

#fear #hope #magic #monsters #dreams