#monkeys

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You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.


Bill O'Reilly


#could #down #get #jumping #monkeys

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.


William Henry Hudson


#exception #existence #monkeys #most #playful

Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know what to do with. Charmingly domesticated troops of monkeys swing freely throughout our orchid-laden property. You’re probably thinking that a lot of all-inclusive resorts have monkeys. True, but only one resort packs a monkey for each of their guests to take home. You’ll be showing off more than a tan to your friends, you’ll be showing off a gibbon.


Colin Nissan


#funny #humor #monkeys #resorts #beauty

I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.


Chuck Palahniuk


#nihilism #space-monkeys #tyler-durden #men

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.


Scott Caan


#could #everybody #everything #happy #hire

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.


Stephen Hawking


#average #breed #just #makes #minor

I mean to say, we all sprang from humble origins. Goodness gracious, who would have thought that a species of monkey would take over the kingdom of the world. … I cannot help but feel that the monkey was not a good choice. Surely one of the cat family would have been much more satisfactory. They have a much less emotional approach to life. ("The Shadmock")


R. Chetwynd-Hayes


#evolution #monkeys #family

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.


Alvah Bessie


#expect #got #monkeys #some #you

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders.


Carolyn Murphy


#head #i #laughable #like #males

When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to ask how. Because nobody could give me a good answer, I opted for acting.


Audrey Tautou


#answer #ask #because #careers #could