#monkey

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #monkey




Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.


Winston Churchill


#grinder #hold #monkey #never #organ

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.


Penelope Cruz


#caribbean #feel #get #i #i feel

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible!


Tim Flock


#becomes #cars #circumstances #crazed #drive

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.


Robert M. Hutchins


#any #because #college #college student #credit

In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.


Jack Irons


#broadcasts #did #family #first #i

Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. 'Good.


P.C. Cast


#chosen #funny-things-grandparents-say #house-of-night #turd-monkey #funny

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.


Wangari Maathai


#because #been #came #cannot #curse

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.


William Henry Hudson


#exception #existence #monkeys #most #playful

Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know what to do with. Charmingly domesticated troops of monkeys swing freely throughout our orchid-laden property. You’re probably thinking that a lot of all-inclusive resorts have monkeys. True, but only one resort packs a monkey for each of their guests to take home. You’ll be showing off more than a tan to your friends, you’ll be showing off a gibbon.


Colin Nissan


#funny #humor #monkeys #resorts #beauty

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?


Terry Pratchett


#monkey #music #music