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Mystics are all a bit funny in the head anyway," the priest added cynically, "which is why the church locks them all up in mental hospitals and euphemistically calls these institutions monasteries.


Robert Anton Wilson


#sarcasm #funny

Jesus-shaped spirituality hears Jesus say "believe and repent," but the call that resonates most closely in the heart of a disciple is "follow me." The command to follow requires that we take a daily journey in the company of other students. It demands that we be lifelong learners and that we commit to constant growth in spiritual maturity. Discipleship is a call to me, but it is a journey of "we.


Michael Spencer


#internet-monk #jesus #spirituality #spiritual-growth

I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

Yes, Virginia, I guess I am older that dirt. 1966 was almost a half a century ago. The funny thing is - The Monkees are still part of my life. Who would have thought that, 40 or 45 years ago. Who would have thought I'd see them in concert in both 1986 and after the turn of the century. They've given us 50 years of comedy, music, and memories. Maybe the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame should consider immortalizing guys like that.


duriga


#funny

You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier.


Chris d'Lacey


#firestar #humor #killing #magic #monks

Death was so close, I could smell his hairy armpits.


Guybrush Threepwood


#xd #death

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.


A. Lee Martinez


#monkeys-with-typewriters #writing #writing-advice

I'm supposed to be the one that calls him back toward the Light. I am the Light to your Dark. You call to me as I call to you. I will always hold you dear. But, it was getting harder. I loved him and it's not as if I never knew it would be difficult loving a vampire. I just never knew the degree of difficulty it would entail.


Nicola Claire


#kindred-series #lucinda-monk #love

So once the zookeeper realized it was the monkeys who stole the bananas, he knew there was only one way he'd be able to get them back." "How?" I whispered. My throat was so sore. "Don't talk. He had to beat them in shuffleboard, of course." "What?" "I said don't talk. Monkeys love shuffleboard." He used a page from a homework assignment he'd failed and a stack of quarters to make a shuffleboard court. I watched the monkeys and the zookeepers have their showdown while I sipped the last of my applejuice. "Need more?" Graham asked me without looking up, when my straw skidded against the dry bottom of the box. "Uh uh." "You're supposed to drink juice." "I just drank some." "More, though." I shook my head. "Drink more juice or the monkeys are going to kill you. The only thing they love more than shuffleboard is beating up dehydrated sick boys.


Hannah Moskowitz


#monkeys #shuffleboard #sickness #love

There's nothing like a song about lost love to remind you how everything precious can slip through the hinges where you've hung it so careful.


Sue Monk Kidd


#the-secret-life-of-bees #love