Read through the most famous quotes by topic #monday
Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. ↗
— Bob Seger
#garbage #here #i #michigan #monday
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. ↗
— Donna Shalala
#days #difference #dog #early #i
So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. ↗
— Julio-Alexi Genao
#humorous #monday #mondays #humor
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. ↗
— John Waters
#america #big #big deal #christopher #columbus
There are no miracles on Mondays. ↗
— Amy Neftzger
#magic #miracles #monday #mondays #humor
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