#monday

I owed Lewis one thing, at least. Once you had suffered the experience of presenting a case at one of his Monday morning conferences, no other public appearance, whether on radio, TV or the lecture platform, could hold any terrors for you. ↗

— Anthony Storr

#appearance #case #conferences #could #experience

Because I'm so known as a meat-chef, when I talk about Meatless Monday some people look at me like I've lost my mind. I'm like, look, I'm not saying beef and pork is bad, I love it and I eat it six days a week. ↗

— Michael Symon

#bad #because #beef #days #eat

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. ↗

— Julio-Alexi Genao

#humorous #monday #mondays #humor

It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#monday #humor

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. ↗

— Kevin Dalton

#music-lyrics #funny

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. ↗

— John Waters

#america #big #big deal #christopher #columbus

My daughter, the one who lives nearby, is raising her children to be very much aware. We went on a nature walk on Monday; I'm learning so much from her. ↗

— Joanne Woodward

#children #daughter #her #i #learning

To me, country music's about life. It's about Monday through Friday. It's the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to have more of a sound, but I think the heart of that's still the same. It's still American music. ↗

— Gary Allan

#american #blue-collar #country #friday #heart

There are no miracles on Mondays. ↗

— Amy Neftzger

#magic #miracles #monday #mondays #humor