#mommy

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ↗

— William Masters

#comes #daddy #education #fanny #home

I find that putting my make-up on and playing with different looks is really relaxing for me before the show. It kind of helps me make that transition from 'mommy' to 'performer,' or star or whatever you want to call it! ↗

— Martina McBride

#call #different #find #helps #i

I was two years old when my mom put me in mommy and me classes. I always had a lot of energy so it was the perfect fit! ↗

— Aly Raisman

#classes #energy #fit #had #i

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom. ↗

— Susie Bright

#girl #i #influence #life #mommy

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff. ↗

— Gene Simmons

#certain #dirty #forbidden #fruit #go

I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences with my mommy network. ↗

— Soleil Moon Frye

#connect #experiences #facebook #i #i love

Is the music broke, Mommy? ↗

— Edward M. Wolfe

#apocalyptic #colorado #denver #edward-wolfe #kids

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. ↗

— Mary J. Blige

#child #daddy #done #god #head

There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#enough #hug #i #love #love me

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard? ↗

— Howard Cosell

#cuss #daddy #does #howard #mommy