#mo

If you wish to live in harmony, you must respect every person and, in non-essential matters, yield! ↗

— Dada J.P. Vaswani

#respect #respect

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Fuckstockings! ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#reassurance #humor

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor #james #humor

Nice day for a funeral. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#mystery #humor

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#humor

Moses: God or crowd control?!? ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#humor

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#humor