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Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.


Eoin Colfer


#humor

Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks and scream if I hear any strange noises.


Kristin Cashore


#humor

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!


J.K. Rowling


#luna-lovegood #humor

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.


Robin P. Williams


#drugs #humor #reality #humor

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,


Jeff Kinney


#school #humor

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.


Tom Robbins


#humor

That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things." But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror." I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?" Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.


Eoin Colfer


#horror-movies #humor #killers #stupidity #humor

V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?” Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage’s body. “We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered.


J.R. Ward


#humor #paranormal #rhage #romance #vampire

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.


Douglas MacArthur


#military #humor

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?


Laurell K. Hamilton


#humor #humor






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