#mo

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#began #compassionate #ends #feel #how

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#gift #god #history #mystery #present

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bend #diamonds #floor #god #over

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#enough #figured #happiness #i #i always

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' ↗

— Joan Rivers

#hell #her #house #i #mother-in-law

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#chins #directory #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #more

I was a Brownie Scout mother. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#mother #scout

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

I'm nothing more than a sports slave. ↗

— Dennis Rodman

#more #nothing #slave #sports #than