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The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #change

When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.


Jarod Kintz


#wedding-ring #wife #change

The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.


Jarod Kintz


#dollar #fiat-currency #gold #money #change

Why, my goodness, honey. After looking at all those pictures of seraphic and perspirationless babes for so long in the privacy of a foxhole, what is a poor doughfoot going to do when he comes home and discovers that American women are, after all, biological and given, under stress, to shiny noses?


Margaret Mitchell


#humor #truth #women #home

There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.


Jarod Kintz


#beauty #dead #funny #humor #ugly

This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through the surreal and trying to use thought fragments alone to show a tortured existence. This piece was written after the Dear Natalies and before the Agatha mystery, but it is meant to be read after you’ve already read both. This book is a bridge between two books, which would make it a bridge between two bridges. That’s strange, but I’ve seen stranger. Like the time I woke up in a fish tank, having morphed into a goldfish during my sleep. I still fear the sound of a flushing toilet, and since then I refuse to let myself fall asleep while wearing flippers. This book is 3,088 words of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #biograhy #book-bio #books #bridge

It is extraordinary that nobody nowadays under the stress of great troubles is turned into stone or a bird or a tree or some inanimate object; they used to undergo such metamorphoses in ancient times (or so they say), though whether that is myth or a true story I know not. Maybe it would be better to change one's nature into something that lacks all feeling, rather than be so sensitive to evil. Had that been possible, these calamities would in all probability have turned me to stone.


Anna Comnena


#metamorphosis #change

Before she could finish that thought, Dare kissed her on the top of the head. "You're more fragile than you realize, Molly Alexander." He caught her chin, turning her face toward him. "Don't push yourself. I want you - that's not going to change. I can't say I won't kiss you, but how far and how fast we go is up to you.


Lori Foster


#molly #change

How easily they spoke of love. And yet, when she'd needed the certainty of his feeling for her, he'd let her slip away, never able to bring himself to tell her about the ways in which he'd been changed. He'd been incapable he'd let Nenebah believe the problem lay with her.


Aminatta Forna


#forna #kai #love #memory #change

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me. Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel.


Toba Beta


#change-the-channel #humor #life #stay-tuned-for #change






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