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If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.


Lauren Leto


#grammar #humor #spelling #humor

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.


Russell Brand


#grammar-humor #humor

I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my sentence.


Mignon Fogarty


#humor #humor

Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became widespread, English grammar was going to have to add a whole new set of tenses to describe reflexive situations - conjugations that would make the French literary tenses and the Latin historical tenses look simple.


Robert A. Heinlein


#humor #science-fiction #time-travel #humor

I am for hockey. I find I should like to hit something with a stick. -Gemma Doyle Trilogy


Libba Bray


#hockey #humor #life #humor

Stupid English." "English isn't stupid," I say. "Well, my English teacher is." He makes a face. "Mr. Franklin assigned an essay about our favorite subject, and I wanted to write about lunch, but he won't let me." "Why not?" "He says lunch isn't a subject." I glance at him. "It isn't." "Well," Jacob says, "it's not a predicate, either. Shouldn't he know that?


Jodi Picoult


#grammar #humor #school #humor

I truly, truly believe that beauty is something that comes from within.


Emma Watson


#beauty

Commanders and historians are the people who discuss wars; I was in the infantry, and most of the time I did not know where I was or what I was doing except that I was obeying orders and trying not to be killed in any of the variety of horrible ways open to me.


Robertson Davies


#fifth-business #historians #infantry #orders #survival

He laid the foundation of a universal government. His law was one for all. Equal justice and love for everyone.


George Rivorie


#destiny #earth #equality #equality-of-cultures #foundation

Mohammad never assigned himself a status more than a common man and a messenger of God. People had faith in him when he was surrounded by poverty and adversity and trusted him while he was the ruler of a great Empire. He was a man of spotless character who always had confidence in himself and in God's help. No aspect of his life remained hidden nor was his death a mysterious event.


M.H. Hyndman


#atheist #christian #confidence #death #empire






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