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It can't be done, old thing. Sorry, but it's out of the question. I couldn't go through all that again." "Not for me?" "Not for a dozen more like you." "I never thought," said Bingo sorrowfully, "to hear those words from Bertie Wooster!" "Well, you've heard them now," I said. "Paste them in your hat." "Bertie, we were at school together." "It wasn't my fault." "We've been pals for fifteen years." "I know. It's going to take me the rest of my life to live it down.


P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #life

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.


Mahatma Gandhi


#ago #committed #had #i #long

Do you love him?" There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.


Richelle Mead


#humor #kick-ass #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #humor

Someday you'll remember what I said and you'll thank me for it." Francie wished adults would stop telling her that. Already the load of thanks in the future was weighing her down. She figured she'd have to spend the best years of her womanhood hunting up people to tell them that they were right and to thank them.


Betty Smith


#betty-smith #humor #thanks #humor

A karaoke bar?" Mitch glared at him. "You dragged us to a karaoke bar?" "She didn't tell me it was karaoke." "You know it's bad enough having to listen to you guys howl all the time. But this...this may be asking too much. Dogs. Singing." Mitch turned to the bar and lashed Smitty with another glare. "And no goddamn liquor. You know, as per shifter law, I could legally kill you.


Shelly Laurenston


#mitch #smitty #humor

We think we don't deserve love, we think if we let it in we'll become too soft. But a wise man named Levine said it right. He said." Love is the only rational act.


Morrie Schwartz


#morrie-schwartz #tuesdays-with-morrie #love

Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.


K.A. Mitchell


#k-a-mitchell #warning #humor

I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #music #song #humor

You’re as close to a fucking home as I get.


Aleksandr Voinov


#special-forces-soldiers #tough-men-admit-mm-love #love

I never knew she liked country music," Smitty said in awe. Yeah, that must make her prime mate material for a Smith. She'll fit right in at one of your hootenannies." -Mitch to Smitty


Shelly Laurenston


#mitch #smitty #humor






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