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Michigan isn't just cold in December; it's artic.


Daniel Milstein


#december #icy #michigan #midwest #dreams

I'm from the Midwest.


Craig Kilborn


#midwest

In this he was like most Midwesterners. Directions are very important to them. They have an innate need to be oriented, even in their anecdotes. Any story related by a Midwesterner will wander off at some point into a thicket of interior monologue along the lines of "We were staying at a hotel that was eight blocks northeast of the state capital building. Come to think of it, it was northwest. And I think it was probably more like nine blocks. And this woman without any clothes on, naked as the day she was born except for a coonskin caop, came running at us from the southwest. . . or was it the southeast?" If there are two Midwesterns present and they both witnessed the incident, you can just about write off the anecdote because they will spend the rest of the afternoon arguing points of the compass and will never get back to the original story. You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing on a traffic island in the middle of a busy intersection looking at a windblown map and arguing over which way is west. European cities, with their wandering streets and undisciplined alleys, drive Midwesterners practically insane.


Bill Bryson


#midwesterners #business

It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a farm in the Midwest.


Douglas Wilson


#character #created #farm #i #me

I grew up in the Midwest, so we really didn't have much hockey going on.


Bill Goldberg


#grew #hockey #i #midwest #much

It will never be mistaken for a high school gymnasium or a meeting room in a Midwestern motel.


Donal Henahan


#high #high school #meeting #midwestern #mistaken

As an undergraduate, I had an opportunity to go on a number of archeological digs. So I had experience excavating, digging up remains of ancient Indian villages in the Midwest and in the Southwest.


Donald Johanson


#archeological #digging #digs #experience #go

I was never that kid who grew up in New York and was always at the arthouse watching important films. I was the kid who grew up in the Midwest where there weren't any art films, and I watched TV. And that was really the medium that affected me and that I fell in love with.


Shawn Ryan


#always #any #art #fell #films

All I know is that the fear I have been battling all night is breaking down the door of my ignorance. As my feet slam down I feel not the hard, wet asphalt but the soft Persian rug that led to the staircase in my father’s home. In the glow of lightning the dancing trees are illuminated but I see my mother in the glow of candlelight, spinning, twirling, her hair fanned out behind her. It is falling over me, saturating my thoughts, and I cannot. I cannot let it in.


Gwenn Wright


#dance #gwenn-wright #midwest #mystery #saga

She comes from the Midwest. She had me at a very young age and raised me on her own. She's a very hard worker.


Lara Flynn Boyle


#comes #had #hard #hard worker #her






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