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Being in the Midwest, you get the best of all worlds and add your own flavor to it.


Big Sean


#being #best #flavor #get #midwest

In this he was like most Midwesterners. Directions are very important to them. They have an innate need to be oriented, even in their anecdotes. Any story related by a Midwesterner will wander off at some point into a thicket of interior monologue along the lines of "We were staying at a hotel that was eight blocks northeast of the state capital building. Come to think of it, it was northwest. And I think it was probably more like nine blocks. And this woman without any clothes on, naked as the day she was born except for a coonskin caop, came running at us from the southwest. . . or was it the southeast?" If there are two Midwesterns present and they both witnessed the incident, you can just about write off the anecdote because they will spend the rest of the afternoon arguing points of the compass and will never get back to the original story. You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing on a traffic island in the middle of a busy intersection looking at a windblown map and arguing over which way is west. European cities, with their wandering streets and undisciplined alleys, drive Midwesterners practically insane.


Bill Bryson


#midwesterners #business

What a midwesterner he was, a thoroughly unhip guy with his heart in the usual place, on the sleeve, in plain sight.


Charles Baxter


#love

It is critical to develop a biofuel industry powered by feedstocks produced in every corner of the country, in addition to the Midwest. That is why USDA has established five regional research centers working on science necessary to ensure profitable biofuels can be produced from a diverse range of feedstocks.


Tom Vilsack


#centers #corner #country #critical #develop

It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a farm in the Midwest.


Douglas Wilson


#character #created #farm #i #me

I grew up in the Midwest, so we really didn't have much hockey going on.


Bill Goldberg


#grew #hockey #i #midwest #much

It will never be mistaken for a high school gymnasium or a meeting room in a Midwestern motel.


Donal Henahan


#high #high school #meeting #midwestern #mistaken

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.


Candy Crowley


#bananas #born #cherry #children #foods

I love the Midwest. I think about it every day. I wonder if I would rather have a little farm in the Midwest, in Illinois or Wisconsin, or would I rather have like a little getaway up in the mountains of Colorado.


Joe Lando


#colorado #day #every #every day #farm

You can take the boy out of the Midwest, but you can't take the Midwest out of the boy.


Joe Lando


#midwest #out #take #you






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