#midget

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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.


Mitch Hedberg


#backpack #being #bring #day #down

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.


Patton Oswalt


#gold #head #hit #into #midget

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.


Chuck Jones


#cigar #his #like #look #midget

I long for your love like the length of a midget.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #midget #age

A brick could be used as crib K, if you simply rearrange the letters. And what’s in cribs A-J? Well, with the exception of one sleeping midget, the cribs contain babies, of course. 



Jarod Kintz


#babies #baby #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #crib

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #midget #age

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.


Rodger Ward


#car #crown #damn #driver #experience

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for twopence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me.” “A little girl robbed you?” Tessa said. “Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.


Cassandra Clare


#will #wit #goals

They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.


Jay-Z


#further #giant #got #i #i am