#micro

Micro managing anything is not a great role for government. ↗

— William Weld

#government #great #managing #micro #role

In so many interviews, they bring up the sexual aspect of the record. I've had some journalists say it sounds like I'm lying down in bed singing with a microphone. It gets so old! ↗

— Lucinda Williams

#bed #bring #down #gets #had

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#black #color #curtain #funny #get

The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is. ↗

— Khalil Gibran

#bigger #eye #human #human being #makes

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? ↗

— Al Gore

#country #how #intel #microsoft #problem

I know I'll be under a spotlight, I know I'll be under the microscope. ↗

— Lisa Guerrero

#know #microscope #spotlight #under

The way they had the room that I was in set up, there was some sort of sound deadening platform that I had to stand on in order to get close enough to the microphone. ↗

— Phil Harris

#deadening #enough #get #had #i

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. ↗

— Stephen Hawking

#bang #big #big bang #cooking #good

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cord #go #hear #hold #i

As you know, Microsoft eventually kind of grabbed the gold ring out of Apple's hands, I guess. ↗

— Andy Hertzfeld

#eventually #gold #grabbed #guess #hands