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Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!


Regina Griffin


#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humerous #humor #funny

Pleased to meet you," Tellin says, shaking me out of my reverie. "Lily told me much about you last weekend." "Funny." Quince throws me a questioning glance. "She didn't mention you at all.


Tera Lynn Childs


#fins-are-forever #lily #lily-sanderson #mer-people #mermaid

We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn. "Arthur," I say. The car doesn't yield. "Arthur," I say. He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper. "Arthur, our turn was back there.


Peter Canning


#ems #funny #humor #medical #funny

When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer.


Marilyn Suttle


#customer-service #inspirational #self-improvement #success #business

HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American.


Bauvard


#cars #funny #hit-and-run #humor #japanese

Tanned, toned, curves in the right places and that small waist…lips, hair, eyes all packaged up like a siren. If she’s a siren, I heard her call, and I’m diving in hook, line, and sinker. - Drew Donovan


Kailin Gow


#college #donovan-brothers #drew-donovan #kailin-gow #loving-summer

That's the worst of growing up, and I'm beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don't seem half so wonderful to you when you get them.


L.M. Montgomery


#l-m-montgomery

Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.


L.M. Montgomery


#disappointment #expectations #misattributed #l-m-montgomery

Do you know, Mrs. Allan, I'm thankful for friendship. It beautifies life so much." "True friendship is a very helpful thing indeed," said Mrs. Allan, "and we should have a very high ideal of it , and never sully it by any failure in truth and sincerity. I fear the name of friendship is often degraded to a kind of intimacy that had nothing of real friendship in it.


L.M. Montgomery


#beauty #friends #friendship #l-m-montgomery #thankfulness

There is no model, no actress, no Miss America contender that can outshine a happy, confident, secure woman.


Mandy Hale


#beautiful-confidence #beauty #being-yourself #confident #happiness






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