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Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.


Patricia Briggs


#humor #mercy #peanut-butter #silly #humor

Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?' I really had no sense of how his mind worked.


David Levithan


#christmas-shopping #dash #humor #lol #no-sense

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#cheerfulness #humor #merriment #optimism #pleasantness

I drank some too-hot coffee and scowled at him, annoyed although I couldn't remember why. The light from the lounge was leaking in, highlighting his spiky blond hair. I decided that must be it. "You really hate my hair, don't you?" he asked, a smile flickering over his lips so fast I might have imagined it. "Yeah" "Why?" I reached out to touch it, and was surprised as always to find it mostly soft. Just a little stiff in places from whatever product he used on it. It felt weird, imagining Pritkin having anything in his hair but sweat. But he must have; nobody's did that all on its own. "It's like...angry hair," I said, trying to pat it down and failing miserably. He caught my wrist. "Most people would say that suits me." "I'm not most people." "I know.


Karen Chance


#cassie-palmer #pritkin #imagination

What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?" "His posture," Hannah muttered. "What about it?" "He slouches." "He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #posture #wallets #humor

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson


Matt Groening


#homer-simpson #humor #matt-groening #simpons #humor

Being trapped thus is incredibly frustrating for me, and occasionally I take it out on others. Again, I apologize. Now, if you’d like, I can help you with what you’re seeking.” Knowing I’d probably regret it, I crossed the room and yanked the canvas off the mirror. As before, he was sitting on the table, smirking at me. “Jackass, jackass on the wall, where’s the info on Hex Hall?


Rachel Hawkins


#humor #sophie-mercer #spell-bound #humor

Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect?


Patricia Briggs


#breakfast #darryl #humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne

What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.


Oscar Wilde


#bad-reviews #books #humor #literary-criticism #novels

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.


L.M. Montgomery


#humor #l-m-montomery #humor