#meow

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
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— Jarod Kintz

#cats #chairs #dad #family #father

I think even when homeowners love their room, it's still a shock, because you left your house, went to sleep, came home and your room was dramatically and drastically different. ↗

— Paige Davis

#came #different #dramatically #drastically #even

Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance. ↗

— Andrew P. Harris

#bring #brings #car #care #competition

I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?
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— Jarod Kintz

#books #cats #homonyms #meow #translate