#medical

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#doctor #finish #finish last #idiot #last

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' ↗

— Abe Lemons

#class #doctor #fellow #finishes #graduating

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients. ↗

— Carl Levin

#cannot #damage #escape #even #hospitals

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. ↗

— Gerald F. Lieberman

#knowledge #manners #medical #medicine #morals

But I spent just two calendar years at Cornell University, though it was covering more than three years of work, and then went to medical school and did become interested in psychiatry, and even helped form a kind of psychiatry club in medical school. ↗

— Robert Jay Lifton

#calendar #club #cornell #covering #did

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#between #budget #care #change #citizen

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#bed #hospital #meter #parked #running

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

Corporate governance is a huge issue too. We don't have women on these corporate boards. More than half of the students in law school are women, more than half of the women, I think, in medical school now are women. ↗

— Claire McCaskill

#corporate #governance #half #huge #i