#median

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.


Fred Allen


#been #comedian #comedy #compelled #compete

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.


Jack Black


#department #face #great #handicapped #looks

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.


Drew Carey


#comedian #comic #comic relief #did #honor

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian.


Cedric the Entertainer


#big #both #comedian #definitely #different

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.


Michael Gambon


#comedian #confines #done #i #lot

You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.


John Krasinski


#bigger #comedians #comes #emotional #emotional level

People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor who does comedy. But who wants to do other things as well.


Kristen Wiig


#always #call #comedian #comedy #consider

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.


Demetri Martin


#comedy #demetri-martin #fly #funny #humor

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.


Matt Lucas


#art #comedians #creative #creative people #enough